Lair Of Dragons Bird Rescue
Lancaster , PA 17601
ph: 717-431-8599
contact@lairofdragonsbirdrescue.com
Lancaster , PA 17601
ph: 717-431-8599
contact@lairofdragonsbirdrescue.com
Lair Of Dragons Bird Rescue
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A Parrot's Bill Of Rights
by Stewart A. Metz, M.D.
1. GET TO KNOW ABOUT PARROTS BEFORE YOU BRING ME HOME - I am not a domesticated pet like a dog or cat. I still
have the spirit of the jungle in me. I have special needs which you may find it hard to fill. Please don't learn these too late for
my well-being. And please don't acquire one of my cousins wild from the jungle—it will jeopardize his survival and well-
being, and that won't be a party for you either!
2. GIVE ME THE LARGEST HOME POSSIBLE - I am used to flying through rainforests or savannas. I have given up this
great gift for your pleasure. At the very least, give me enough room to flap my wings and exercise. And I need toys for my
amusement and wood to chew—otherwise, I might confuse your Home with the forest and its trees.
3. GIVE ME A NUTRITIOUS DIET - I need a wide variety of fresh and nutritious foods, even if they take time to prepare. I
cannot survive on seeds alone. Take time to learn what my needs, and preferences, are.
4. LET ME HAVE A 'SOCIAL LIFE' - I am a gregarious flock animal—but I am not one of you. I need lots of socialization to
learn how to act with you, and with my siblings. I also need to have adequate quality time with you every day—no matter
what your schedule or other needs are. I am a living,feeling creature. Above all, I need to be able to have complete trust in
you, and count on your predictability in looking after me—every day.
5. LET ME BE CLEAN - I may like to drop food or even throw it, but I need meticulous cleanliness to be healthy. My skin
itches without frequent showers, the barbs of my feathers won't seal if they become oily and, worst of all, I may become ill if
my food or water is not always sanitary.
6. I NEED MY OWN DOCTOR - You may not understand my physiology and therefore you may not recognize it early on
when I get sick. And it may be too late when you do, because I hide my illnesses (remember what I said about my being an
animal of the jungle, where there are lots of predators). And I need an avian vet—a specialist (no HMO's for me please). If
you can't afford one, perhaps you shouldn't have taken me home.
7. PLEASE DON'T PUNISH ME - Just as I don't always understand your peculiarities, you may not understand mine. I don't
TRY to get in trouble—remember, a house is not the jungle. If I do screw up, don't yell at me and never hit me. I have
sensitive ears and I may never trust you again if you strike me. Hands are sometimes scary things to us (why in the world
would you not be zygodactylous like us?). Even more importantly, we don't learn by punishment. We are gentle creatures
who only strike back to protect ourselves; we learn through patience and love.
8. SPEAK MY " LANGUAGE" - I know you get upset with me when I knock over my water bowl, throw food, scream or pluck
my feathers. I don't do these to annoy you—I am probably trying to tell you something ( perhaps that I am hurting, lonely ,
or sad.). Learn to speak MY (body) language. Remember that I , alone of all creatures on this planet, learn to speak yours!
9. SEE ME AS AN INDIVIDUAL - I am a unique and feeling being. No two of us are alike. Please don't be disappointed in me
if I don't talk like you wanted, or can't do the tricks that your friend's parrot can do. But if you pay close attention to me (and
I always empathize with you, whether you know it or not), I will show you a unique being who will give you so much more
than talking and playing. Give me a chance to show you who I am; I think you'll find the effort worth it. And remember—I
am not an ornament;. I do not enhance ANY living room décor. And I am not a status symbol—if you use me as such, I might
nip at your up-turned nose!
10. SHARE YOUR LOVE WITH ME - Above all, please remember that you are my Special Person. I put all my trust and faith
in you. We parrots are used to being monogamous.(no bar-hopping for us!).So please don't go away for long periods or give
me away—that would be a sadness from which I may never recover. If that seems to be asking a lot, remember—you could
have learned about my needs before bringing me home. Even having a baby or taking a new job isn't a fair reason—you
made a commitment to me FIRST. And if you think that you must leave me because you might die, provide for me forever
after you leave. I may live to a ripe old age but I can't provide for myself. Remember I'm in a small cage amongst people
who are not of my blood.
11. YOUR RIGHTS - You have lots of rights, but I can only assure one. And that is, if you treat me the way I described above,
I will reward you with unwavering love, humour, knowledge, beauty, dedication-- and a sense of wonder and awe you
haven't felt since you were a child. When you took me home, you became my Flock Leader, indeed, my entire universe –for
life. I would hang the moon and stars for you if I could. We are one in Heart and Soul.
by Stewart A. Metz, M.D.
1. GET TO KNOW ABOUT PARROTS BEFORE YOU BRING ME HOME - I am not a domesticated pet like a dog or cat. I still
have the spirit of the jungle in me. I have special needs which you may find it hard to fill. Please don't learn these too late for
my well-being. And please don't acquire one of my cousins wild from the jungle—it will jeopardize his survival and well-
being, and that won't be a party for you either!
2. GIVE ME THE LARGEST HOME POSSIBLE - I am used to flying through rainforests or savannas. I have given up this
great gift for your pleasure. At the very least, give me enough room to flap my wings and exercise. And I need toys for my
amusement and wood to chew—otherwise, I might confuse your Home with the forest and its trees.
3. GIVE ME A NUTRITIOUS DIET - I need a wide variety of fresh and nutritious foods, even if they take time to prepare. I
cannot survive on seeds alone. Take time to learn what my needs, and preferences, are.
4. LET ME HAVE A 'SOCIAL LIFE' - I am a gregarious flock animal—but I am not one of you. I need lots of socialization to
learn how to act with you, and with my siblings. I also need to have adequate quality time with you every day—no matter
what your schedule or other needs are. I am a living,feeling creature. Above all, I need to be able to have complete trust in
you, and count on your predictability in looking after me—every day.
5. LET ME BE CLEAN - I may like to drop food or even throw it, but I need meticulous cleanliness to be healthy. My skin
itches without frequent showers, the barbs of my feathers won't seal if they become oily and, worst of all, I may become ill if
my food or water is not always sanitary.
6. I NEED MY OWN DOCTOR - You may not understand my physiology and therefore you may not recognize it early on
when I get sick. And it may be too late when you do, because I hide my illnesses (remember what I said about my being an
animal of the jungle, where there are lots of predators). And I need an avian vet—a specialist (no HMO's for me please). If
you can't afford one, perhaps you shouldn't have taken me home.
7. PLEASE DON'T PUNISH ME - Just as I don't always understand your peculiarities, you may not understand mine. I don't
TRY to get in trouble—remember, a house is not the jungle. If I do screw up, don't yell at me and never hit me. I have
sensitive ears and I may never trust you again if you strike me. Hands are sometimes scary things to us (why in the world
would you not be zygodactylous like us?). Even more importantly, we don't learn by punishment. We are gentle creatures
who only strike back to protect ourselves; we learn through patience and love.
8. SPEAK MY " LANGUAGE" - I know you get upset with me when I knock over my water bowl, throw food, scream or pluck
my feathers. I don't do these to annoy you—I am probably trying to tell you something ( perhaps that I am hurting, lonely ,
or sad.). Learn to speak MY (body) language. Remember that I , alone of all creatures on this planet, learn to speak yours!
9. SEE ME AS AN INDIVIDUAL - I am a unique and feeling being. No two of us are alike. Please don't be disappointed in me
if I don't talk like you wanted, or can't do the tricks that your friend's parrot can do. But if you pay close attention to me (and
I always empathize with you, whether you know it or not), I will show you a unique being who will give you so much more
than talking and playing. Give me a chance to show you who I am; I think you'll find the effort worth it. And remember—I
am not an ornament;. I do not enhance ANY living room décor. And I am not a status symbol—if you use me as such, I might
nip at your up-turned nose!
10. SHARE YOUR LOVE WITH ME - Above all, please remember that you are my Special Person. I put all my trust and faith
in you. We parrots are used to being monogamous.(no bar-hopping for us!).So please don't go away for long periods or give
me away—that would be a sadness from which I may never recover. If that seems to be asking a lot, remember—you could
have learned about my needs before bringing me home. Even having a baby or taking a new job isn't a fair reason—you
made a commitment to me FIRST. And if you think that you must leave me because you might die, provide for me forever
after you leave. I may live to a ripe old age but I can't provide for myself. Remember I'm in a small cage amongst people
who are not of my blood.
11. YOUR RIGHTS - You have lots of rights, but I can only assure one. And that is, if you treat me the way I described above,
I will reward you with unwavering love, humour, knowledge, beauty, dedication-- and a sense of wonder and awe you
haven't felt since you were a child. When you took me home, you became my Flock Leader, indeed, my entire universe –for
life. I would hang the moon and stars for you if I could. We are one in Heart and Soul.